The funny started in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. My father came from Harlem and my mother came from a dairy farm in Whitewater, Wisconsin. Yeah, you read that right. See, the jokes just write themselves. How could I not be funny with that pedigree? You laugh or you cry, folks. I chose humor.

Here’s my life ages 18-36: drink/bad relationship/self-esteem book/move/drink/bad relationship/self-esteem tape/move/drink/bad relationship/self-esteem seminar/move/drink...you get the picture.

I wound up in the only place that would take me - San Francisco. It’s actually home to the Intelligent Female Relocation Program. There’s thousands of us here, and some even date men. (Shocking!)